The second an invite to your friend’s ugly Christmas sweater party hits your inbox, you low-key start to panic. You wanna participate in the theme, but you also want to look kinda cute, too. (And really, is that so much to ask when you know there’ll be pics?) You could try your luck rifling through whatever’s available in your grandma’s attic. Or, you could opt for an ugly Christmas sweater that’s so bad, it’s actually good.
Trust me, they exist—and you don’t have to spend hours trolling the internet to find them. (You’ve got way too much holiday shopping to do, anyway.) Instead, just peep this list of the 35 best ugly Christmas sweaters for instant inspo. From crazy patterns and funny sayings to outrageous accessories and festive holiday symbols, you’ll find the perfect knit before you can say, “Ho-ho-ho-rrendous!”