My boyfriend’s dad acquired a deep fryer a few years ago. Ever since, he’s made a name for himself as the Grease King of the Philadelphia Suburbs. He’s even scored a killer nickname: “Fryin’ Brian.” If you’re pulling a Fryin’ Brian this Thanksgiving, it’s time to brush up on your fryer safety. Thanksgiving is the peak day for home cooking fires, and finicky turkey fryers are a common culprit. Behold, FEMA’s tips for a casualty-free fried Thanksgiving: